10:01 : amber's eyebrows! kill the pencil, honey. catelyn still has her braces on. and maci looks super tan. farrah looks great, but i still hate her.
10:05 : CANNOT wait until they bring ryan out. i want to hear some serious boos.
10:06 : first commercial break. and yes, i will be watching the new season of "16 and pregnant", because i am 24 and completely addicted.
10:07 : rawr. i love that littlest jonas brother, but who does he think he is going solo already? and in a target commercial, no less?
10:08 : we're back. talking to maci about dropping her online classes and missing her college experience. i feel bad for her, because her (ex?) boyfriend is a douchelord. it was excruciating to watch her argue with him, because you could tell that she just wanted him to pay more attention to their son, bentley. you know how they say that scientifically, girls mature faster than boys? ryan is the perfect example. total idiot. still hoping for booing.
10:15 : no boos, but he got golf claps. there must have been an "applause" sign.
10:16 : when asked how he feels about his son, ryan says, "it's just like, an obligation." what a jerk. exit stage left, please. you're done.
10:17 : audience member asks the dumbest question ever. "do you guys feel better now that you didn't get married?" obviously. who gave you the mic?
10:19 : ryan - "if she wasn't the mother of bentley, i would never talk to her again." i would venture to say that she probably wouldn't talk to you ever again either, asshole.
10:20 : channing tatum! double rawr. can someone go see 'dear john' with me?
10:26 : YAY, it's finally time for leah's segment. I LOVE LEAH. best cast member in the entire show. (she's gary and amber's baby, in case you weren't aware).
10:27 : teen on teen dating violence?! she slapped the shit out of him because he was talking shit to her DYING father. try that with me and see how hard i hit you. **disclaimer: i have zeroupper body strength, so i will probably get my ass beat. i just wanted to feel like a badass for a second. moving on...
10:29 : amber and gary are back together. i'm...happy...for....them? honestly, i just want leah to have a happy home. she deserves the best. i love leah.
10:32 : gary's cute. he grew on me throughout the season.
10:33 : amber, don't be pregnant again. please please please. you don't want to ruin that gorgeous figure *snicker*.
10:34 : catelyn and tyler are the absolute, hands-down, cutest couple i think i've ever seen on mtv.
10:38 : next week, an entire episode of unseen moments!!! i am THERE.
10:39 : i can't imagine what it must be like to give up a child for adoption. i think it was the right decision for them though. and i think they showed incredible maturity by doing it. to be 16 years old, and faced with that kind of decision, has to be the hardest thing to go through, ever. i think it's amazing how tyler has been right there with catelyn the entire way. it's so adorable. they are probably more grown-up than some older couples i know.
10:45 : girl in the audience asks tyler when he knew he wanted to propose. "i knew i wanted to propose the day that carly was born."
10:46 : they're being read a letter by the adoptive parents, and there are beautiful photos being shown of baby carly. their decision has given this little girl such an amazing life, and they know that she is better off having been adopted. i know it sounds weird, as i don't know them personally, but i'm so proud of them!
10:54 : still a little grossed out by the fact that tyler's dad and catelyn's mom are married. so you're....brother and sister? and....husband and wife?
10:56 : as much as i love catelyn....i'm very excited to get to farrah's segment. oh farrah, you brought your baby? how nice of you, i thought maybe you would have brought a date instead.
10:59 : i am PRAYING for someone to ask farrah why she treats her parents like shit. she's a giant mess. totally clueless. no realization that her parents could have just as easily kicked her out and left her on the street to fend for herself.
11:01 : "are you feeling something inside? we didn't see that on tv. it seemed like you sacrificed time with your daughter for time with boys." - dr. drew
11:02 : you really want a boyfriend, don't you? and a father figure for your child? perrrrrhaps you should have considered being married, or at least seriously dating someone, before you decided to have unprotected sex at 17 years old. just sayin', sweetie.
11:05 : they're bringing debra (farrah's mom) out after the commercial break! i can't wait! i have to pee!
11:08 : is anyone still reading this? i didn't realize the show was an hour and a half. oops. sorry everyone :-/
11:09 : did dr. drew just say "baby daddy?"
11:10 : "what would you do without your parents? don't you think they're just trying to help?" - dr. drew. wake up farrah! you're not a normal teenager, okay? remember that (other) day that you had your legs in the air, and a baby popped out? your life was changed after that. you can't go around gallivanting like there's no child, idiot.
11:13 : dr. drew and farrah are battling right now. she told him that she likes to go out, and just wants to be a normal teenager, and he asked her, "don't you think you kind of relinquished the right to be a normal teenager when you had a baby?" READ MY MIND, DD! you would think that after seeing herself acting like a total bitch on national television, she would wise up and get it together. i can't even type right now. she's ridiculous. get to a therapist, honey.
11:20 : yay! the babies are out!
11:21 : OMG. somebody please give leah a spinoff! i want to squeeze her cheeks until she bleeds! she just yanked bentley's pacifier out of his mouth. baby badass!
11:23: they're asking each other questions now. farrah just asked maci if she's going to try dating. maci - "watching YOU made me realize how hard it's going to be to find someone to understand my life and accept it." BAHAH. #farrahfail. ask some tough questions, please!
11:26 : amber to farrah - "did you ever feel guilty, looking back at the show, leaving sophia to go out?" #everyonehatesyoufarrah
11:28 : leah is a crawling, wriggling, chubby mess! all over the stage right now. don't anyone let me find out where leah lives. i'm coming for you, sweetcheeks!
11:30 : show is over. next week is the teen mom unseen footage, which i am pretty freaking excited about. thanks to everyone for staying awake long enough to read my snarky comments! hopefully i haven't completely scared away all of mel's fans.
till next time,
britt
p.s. use condoms!! and/or birth control!
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