Friday, February 19, 2010

what to watch tonight: Friday the 19th.

WINTER OLYMPICS:
NBC:
Ice Dancing! 8p


TONIGHT'S PREMIERES:

HBO:
The Ricky Gervais Show at 9p; The Life & Times of Tim at 9:30p; Real Time with Bill Maher at 10p; Funny or Die Presents at 12a
Comedy Central: Comedy Central Presents at 11p

Thursday, February 18, 2010

what to watch tonight: Thursday the 18th.

I went to a Valentine's mixer on Saturday night at my friend Amanda's new place. Amongst the pink heart shaped cookies, pomegranate cocktails, and love mix cds, there was a tattoo artist set up in the craft room. Tattoos for tips at a party. Yes, that's what the kids do in L.A. these days. So to all my newly inked friends, TLC has you in mind. LA Ink premieres tonight, if you can manage to squeeze it in with the million other wonderful shows on.

WINTER OLYMPICS:
NBC:
Men's figure skating: free skate at 8p


TONIGHT'S PREMIERES:

TLC:
LA Ink at 10p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
ABC: The Deep End at 8p (although I haven't been keeping up with this one)
Bravo: Real Housewives of Orange County at 10p; Watch What Happens Live at 12a
Lifetime: Project Runway at 10p
CBS: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains at 8p

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Guest blogger: Angela on tonight's AI - the top 24

American Idol – the top 24 revealed

I hope everyone has recovered from last night’s drinking game in time for round two! It took less than a minute for Ryan Seacrest to utter “the final judgment” on Wednesday’s episode. Bottoms up!

As I predicted yesterday, Janell Wheeler (“If I was bikini girl, I’d kiss you right now”), Tyler Grady, Ashley Rodriguez, Crystal Bowersox, Katie Stevens, Jermaine Sellers, Haeley Vaughn (wearing the same headband I bought at Target two months ago), and Andrew Garcia have made the AI9 top 24. Congratulations! I love when my early faves go far in the competition. *patting myself on the back* I was happy to see dark horse Alex Lambert (no relation to Adam) make it through too. Unfortunately for some other dark horses – Joe Munoz, Paige Miles, Michelle Delamor, and John Park – their “final judgements” were shown very quickly and without any backstory. They’ll need to have strong performances in the semi-finals to win over the fans who’ve already started to pick their favorites from the previously pimped contestants.

And unfortunately for many the rejected contestants, the show rubbed salt in their wounds by giving them little or no attention as their “final judgment” was announced. Numerous nameless auditioners were glossed over in a terse montage of rejection. Sad. Even sadder? Angela Martin, who has made it to Hollywood week three times, had to withdraw from the competition twice before, and was sent packing by the judges this year. Poor thing. Based on what was broadcast on tv, I thought she might be good enough to make it through. Hopefully Idol hasn’t totally crushed her dreams. She’s talented.

Now if you were watching closely (and taking notes like I was), you should have noticed that only 23 contestants’ “final judgments” at the Kodak Theatre were broadcast this week. Why? According to the source of all AI scoop, MJ’s Big Blog, Chris Golightly (the guy with the really blonde curly hair wearing a green shirt and standing between Michael and Todrick when Seacrest said “your top 12 guys”) was originally named to the top 24 in January but was disqualified recently for something relating to a previous recording contract. Tim Urban, the teenager who in my opinion performed poorly in Hollywood, has been chosen as his replacement. I don’t expect him to last very long.

If you weren’t keeping score at home, here’s your top 24:
Michael Lynche Didi Benami
Casey James Katelyn Epperly
Aaron Kelly Janell Wheeler
Lee Dewyze Lacey Brown
Todrick Hall Ashley Rodriguez
Tyler Grady Crystal Bowersox
Alex Lambert Katie Stevens
Joe Munoz Lilly Scott
Jermaine Sellers Paige Miles
John Park Siobhan Magnus
Andrew Garcia Michelle Delamor
Tim Urban Haeley Vaughn

Check out the link to MJ’s Big Blog above to see and hear more about this season’s top 24. If I had to choose the top 12 right now, I’d go with Michael, Casey, Todrick, Tyler, Jermaine, Andrew, Didi, Katelyn, Janell, Crystal, Katie, and Haeley just based on what we’ve seen so far. But who knows? Maybe one of the little publicized dark horses will surprise us all.

Now brace yourselves: next week we get THREE nights of Idol! The top 12 girls perform on Tuesday in the season’s first live show when we, the viewers, will finally get the chance to vote. Get your phones ready! The top 12 guys will perform on Wednesday, and 4 contestants (2 girls, 2 guys) will be eliminated on Thursday. This pattern will continue for the next three weeks until the field is narrowed down to the top 12. Nine episodes of Idol – over a dozen broadcast hours – in the next 3 weeks?! I might need a drinking game to get through it! Any suggestions now that “the final judgment” is complete?

- Angela Pasquinelli


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what to watch tonight: Wednesday the 17th.

TONIGHT'S FINALE:
TLC: Toddlers & Tiaras at 10pm

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Shear Genius at 10p
ABC: Modern Family at 9p; Ugly Betty at 10p

Guest blogger: Angela on this week's American Idol

American Idol – “The Final Judgment”

Want to turn an episode of American Idol into a drinking game? Try taking a sip every time Ryan Seacrest uses the phrase “the final judgment” during these last episodes of Hollywood week. You’ll be passed out on the floor by the end of the night! Luckily I did not participate in said drinking game Tuesday or I wouldn’t be able to type this entry. Without even trying, I noticed the phrase at least half a dozen times in the course of the 2-hour episode, including 3 times during one 15-minute interval. Ryan, I love you dude, but you (or whoever writes your scripts) have to work on your phrasing. You talk for a living; surely you can come up with something less redundant.

Anyhoo, on to the competition and the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the revelation of this season’s top 24! As all American Idol fans know, the road to superstardom passes through one of three stark holding rooms in Hollywood. Every season when the contestants are split up into the infamously ominous waiting rooms, we all try to guess which ones are safe (for now) and which one is going home. I didn’t need to see yet another Hollywood week recap to predict what was going to happen next. This year it was obvious that room 1 was the “definite yes” group with the likes of my early favorites Casey James, Todrick Hall, Tyler Grady, Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens, Jermaine Sellers, Crystal Bowersox, Michael Lynche, and Katelyn Epperly. When room 2 was first announced, I didn’t see any of my personal “auditioners to watch” in the bunch, so I assumed (correctly) that was the “definite no” group. I later realized that Tasha Layton and Bryan Walker, two of my faves from LA and Atlanta, respectively, were in room 2 and were unfortunately eliminated, but the overrated and overconfident Mary Powers (rocker mom) and Hope Johnson (mature-sounding 16 year old) were thankfully gone as well. Room 3, then, was the “maybe/yes” group featuring audition standouts Haeley Vaughn, Jessica Furney, Didi Benami, and Janell Wheeler as well as several singers who had performed inconsistently throughout Hollywood week. I was happy to see that not only had I correctly predicted which room would be sent home, but also that many of my favorite singers had survived the almost-“final judgment” and were still in the competition.

But even after the room results were announced, that still left 46 contestants in the quest to become the next American Idol. That’s 22 too many for the semi-finals which begin next week. Hence the next phase of the competition: the judges deliberate yet again to whittle the field down to the top 24, the actual “final judgment.” It’s odd that the producers decided to announce a few of the finalists Tuesday rather than announcing them all in one episode. The “room” results could have easily been one episode and the top 24 announcement could have been another, but who am I to question why the Fox executives do anything? At any rate, we now know the fate of 9 of the final 46; 7 are going to the semi-finals and 2 are going home. I correctly predicted 5 of the 7 semi-finalists, assuming that Michael Lynche (who adorably tossed munchkin Seacrest in the air), Didi Benami, Casey James, Todrick Hall and Katelyn Epperly would easily make the top 24. They have been some of my faves since their first auditions and I think they can all go far in the competition. I did not, however, predict that Aaron Kelly and Lee Dewyze would make it through. Neither of them was featured until this week, and the clips we saw were mediocre at best. Both Aaron and Lee have an uphill battle ahead of them since the contestants who have been more heavily featured in the early episodes already have growing fan bases. Then again, Kris Allen won American Idol 8 without getting much early exposure last season. Anything is possible in Idol land!

We’ll learn the rest of the top 24 on Wednesday. I think Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens, Ashley Rodriguez, and Crystal Bowersox are shoe-ins. I suspect Haeley Vaughn, Janell Wheeler, Jermaine Sellers, and Tyler Grady have a good shot of making it too. Based on the small glimpses we got of them during Hollywood week, I’d love to see Thaddeus Johnson and/or Alex Lambert continue in the competition, but without hearing more of their performances I’m not sure how consistent they really are. Nevertheless, the speculating will be over in just a few hours when “the final judgment” is finally complete and the top 24 is officially announced. Then starting next week the power is in the dialing and texting hands of the viewers, which will eventually lead to the real “final judgment” when the winner of American Idol 9 is crowned.

So in keeping with the drinking game theme, cheers to the new crop of AI contestants! May you endure every phase of your “final judgment” with humility and dignity, and may you inspire Ryan Seacrest to find some new phrases to describe your American Idol journey by season’s end.

- Angela Pasquinelli

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

what to watch tonight: Tuesday the 16th.

TONIGHT'S PREMIERE:
MTV: 16 and Pregnant at 10p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Oxygen: Bad Girls Club at 10p
Bravo: Millionaire Matchmaker at 10p

AND OF COURSE:
NBC: The Olympics!
FOX: American Idol at 8p
ABC: Lost at 9p

Guest Bloggers: The Bachelor: Episode 7 Recap, the Fantasy Suite Night a la Ashley, Jenn, Marisa & Liz

The fantasy suite episode takes us to the romantic island of St. Lucia, which, according to Jake is “the perfect place to fall in love.” He said the same thing about San Francisco. Apparently it wasn’t perfect enough there though, because Ali left him. But wait, cut to a scene of Ali at home (do most people wear a hotel robe in their homes?) contemplating whether she made the right decision as she stares at headshots of Jake on her/hotel nightstand. Creepy…but more of that later.

Jake’s first date is with Gia, who seems to be talking like she has a jolly rancher in her mouth. Gia walks up the side of a mountain to meet Jake. Much to Marisa’s annoyance Gia leaves her hair down, despite the crazy winds that keep blowing her hair in her face and mouth. Jake is surprised to see Gia, which is weird because that’s the point of him waiting on the top of the mountain. But then he and Gia take a boat ride across the bay to go mingle with the locals. And here comes our favorite/most hated scene of the night: Jake dancing. While mingling with the locals, Gia starts dancing with some of the reggae musicians. Jake tries to dance along with her, but it’s not pretty. If you’re familiar with Seinfeld, it’s the male equivalent of Elaine’s dance: rhythmless, jerky, and unattractive. Good thing she had her back to him most of the time, otherwise she might have just left the show right then. As they kept on going Jake bought her a necklace, which Gia put on her wrist and said she’s going to wear it there the rest of her life. The necklace goes on her wrist because she “wears her heart on her sleeve for Jake.”

Later that night for dinner Jake greets Gia with an awkward wave and they move over to dinner with their backs against the ocean, that way ABC gets a better photo op. Over dinner Jake tells Gia that she’s really deep. Hmm. We don’t really see that. When Gia asks to know more about Jake, he tells her that he always puts others before himself. Jenn thought this sounded like a textbook job interview answer. I’ll have to remember that one for when I need a new job. And it really bothered Marisa that Gia’s ears were tucked under her hair and headband. That’s not the purpose of a headband. But maybe that’s how they do things in New York? I doubt it. We need Jessie Reynolds to confirm or deny this.

They move to the hammock where Jake thinks their bodies are molding together like they were made for each other. Either that or the curvature of the hammock sheet… Regardless, Jake thinks this is the perfect time to bust out the fantasy suite card. Gia accepts the invitation and we cut to a scene of the two of them the bathtub. How romantic…except for the dirty brown bathwater. We hope that was just lighting. Eww.

Next date is with Tenley, which begins with a helicopter ride over the island followed by a picnic lunch in the rainforest. Tenley brings up how she loved that Jake appreciated her dance from last week’s episode. Tenley should really be informed about Jake’s inability to dance. He may need to stick to a nice slow waltz, which will probably be acceptable; Tenley doesn’t seem to be a hip hop kind of girl. For what seems like the hundredth time, Tenley states that she hasn’t been with another man since her ex-husband. This will be interesting when the fantasy suite card comes.

During dinner Jake asks Tenley to dance. No worries for Jake here though, it’s just a slow dance, middle school swaying back and forth. And again, when in doubt, just kiss. Nothing embarrassing this time. She lets Jake lead the dance and then equates him leading her in dancing to him leading her in life.

Jake tells Tenley that he really admires her values (after she states yet again, that she’s only been with one man). Jake especially likes her values when they’re flying out the window as she agrees to share the fantasy suite with him. But who knows what happened behind closed doors…in that candlelit room…with the private pool… and the bed covered in rose petals…

Finally, it’s time for the return of yellow-haired Vienna sausage. Marisa's been following our recaps but has never seen the show. Her mortified squeal at the sight of Vienna confirms our disgust. This date is on a pirate ship. There is lot’s of deck top making out, including some really sickening face-licking kisses. Ew. In addition to not being able to dance, Jake also can’t do accents. I thought speaking like a pirate was on everyone’s resume, but apparently not Jake’s. His attempts to talk to Vienna like a pirate sounded more like, well, I don’t know what, but definitely not a pirate. And, who doesn’t understand that you have to open the eye that isn’t wearing the eye patch?? Hmmm…maybe these two are made for each other. And another conundrum is Vienna’s tattoo, we couldn’t figure out what it was (besides ugly). Despite many slow motion replays on the DVR our best guesses were: a shark, a dolphin, a crawdad, some sort of bug, maybe a butterfly?

Off the ship there was a montage of some very cliché make out sessions on the beach with the waves hitting them. It was tough to watch. Luckily we cut to dinner, where Jake asks Vienna what kind of ring she wants. This is not a good sign for those of us rooting for Tenley. Although Jake seems more and more like an idiot, so maybe it would be better for him to choose Vienna. After the ring discussion, Vienna tells Jake she’s in love with him. Jake’s idiot response: “you’re in love with me!? Thanks for telling me that.” There was genuine surprise in his voice. He might as well have said “thanks, friend” and given her a high five but then, what’s with all the ring talk? Not surprising to anyone, I’m sure, Vienna accepts the invitation to the fantasy suite. She really wants to show Jake her elegant side, so she comes out in a slinky white slip. She’s really working for that princess cut diamond with the thin band. Ugh. I don’t even want to imagine what happened behind those closed doors.

Back at the hotel, Jake is primping himself (not wearing a watch) and he gets a very upsetting call from Ali (he answers the phone wearing a watch – that’s just bad editing right there). Ali tells Jake she wants to come back. She realized she made a terrible decision as soon as the limo drove away, but for some reason she decided to wait until he was in St. Lucia to call. Jake tells her he’s already fallen too deep for the other women. Ali cries, Jake cries, and then Jake takes a moment to open the window (we guess the room is too stuffy with all his emotions in the air), look out the window and have a moment of deep reflection.

As Jake gets ready for the rose ceremony, he looks himself over in the mirror, and debates whether or not to leave his top button undone. Doing so would probably just make it worse for the girl going home, so he buttons it back up. Smart move. Then after a pointless discussion with Chris Harrison, he watched the videos the girls prepared. Tenley is her usual sweet self. We thought Gia looked very awkward, Marisa thought she was talking like Brittany Murphy in Clueless (RIP) and Jenn thought it was more like Anna Nicole Smith (also RIP). Either way, it was weird. And Vienna was her usual unattractive self.

Finally, it’s time for the rose ceremony. The first rose goes to Tenley. The second rose goes to Vienna sausage.

Now it’s [finally] time for Gia to leave. Jake escorts her to a bench to talk. And yikes, it must have been really humid in St. Lucia, or Gia doesn’t handle stress well, because she has a serious sweat ‘stache going. And even more sweat all over the rest of her face. Despite the sweat she was a graceful loser and wished Jake luck and told him he’s got two great girls to choose from and she thinks he’s making a good decision with either of them. That was classy. However, her dress rolling down under the weight of her boobs = not so classy.

Jake returns to Tenley and Vienna for a group hug, which just seems really wrong but so has most of this episode.

Next week: the girls tell all! Think they’ll let Rozlyn tell her side of the story? We don’t think so either.

- Jennifer, Ashley, Marisa & Liz