SUNDAY'S PREMIERES:
NBC: Minute to Win It at 7p; Celebrity Apprentice at 9p
HBO: The Pacific at 9p
FOX: Sons of Tuscon at 9:30p
E!: Kendra at 10p; Pretty Wild at 10:30p
TLC: Hoarding: Buried Alive at 10p
Travel: America's Worst Driver at 10p
Friday, March 12, 2010
this week: America's Next Top Model - cycle 14 premiere!
I've said it once and I'll say it again: I love America's Next Top Model.
Cycle 14 kicked off on Wednesday night and it's always entertaining to see what silly theme Tyra has picked out for the cycle. This time it's a "social network" called myfiercepage.com Tyra tries. I let it slide.
I don't think I'll recap every model or moment, but I just want to say my favorite and least favorite girl so far. Here's a clip of Hallie, my least favorite. (In my notes from the episode I wrote: "Hi Hallie. You suck.") A trust fund baby, and basically a total bitch... I'm glad Tyra let her go!
And my favorite model of the week... is Gabrielle. Jay said he was impressed with her knowledge of the industry, and I must agree! She really stood out for me. (Also, I think big, curly hair is making a comeback.)
Cycle 14 kicked off on Wednesday night and it's always entertaining to see what silly theme Tyra has picked out for the cycle. This time it's a "social network" called myfiercepage.com Tyra tries. I let it slide.
I don't think I'll recap every model or moment, but I just want to say my favorite and least favorite girl so far. Here's a clip of Hallie, my least favorite. (In my notes from the episode I wrote: "Hi Hallie. You suck.") A trust fund baby, and basically a total bitch... I'm glad Tyra let her go!
And my favorite model of the week... is Gabrielle. Jay said he was impressed with her knowledge of the industry, and I must agree! She really stood out for me. (Also, I think big, curly hair is making a comeback.)
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Guest Blogger: Angela's take on American Idol - top 16 results
Based on the bitter yet vague tweets I read from East Coast viewers earlier in the evening, I had a bad feeling going into the top 16 results show (even though I had been looking forward to Matt Giraud’s performance all week). At the top of the broadcast Ryan Seacrest said we “could be in for a surprise or two,” which is never a good sign.
But first let’s start with the positives: the group performance of Michael Buble’s “Haven’t Met You Yet” at the beginning of the show was quite enjoyable, by far the best group song of the season. I’m going to try to find that mp3 online somewhere (the group performances aren’t available on iTunes). Another positive: Matt Giraud’s performance (was there someone else on stage?). “Tell Her About It” was one of my favorite parts of the AI8 tour last summer, and I loved seeing/hearing it one more time. It was only a matter of time before Matty G jumped off his piano bench! I could watch him play all day and night. Why on Earth doesn’t he have a record contract yet?! His duet with Anna Wilson “You Don’t Know Me” is beautiful. Check it out on iTunes ASAP.
As for this year’s contestants, I’m THRILLED that Didi, Casey, and Andrew made it to the top 12. I was worried for them over the past few weeks because of the judges’ inconsistent reviews, but I’ve been vocal about them being a few of my favorites and I’m very happy they’re sticking around.
However, I’m very disappointed in some of the other results. The first (and biggest IMO) shocker of the night was Katelyn’s elimination. I thought she was incredibly likable and talented, and despite a lackluster performance this week, I thought she’d be safe for sure. It’s a travesty that Paige made it and Katelyn didn’t. I’m sure I could hear my brother swearing from 300 miles away. Then Todrick was eliminated. He was one of my early favorites, had a few shaky weeks, but came back strong. He has a great voice and great stage presence. People must not have liked his personality because he certainly has the talent. He even nailed his sing off performance after he was eliminated! This won’t be the last we’ve seen of Todrick.
Alex and Lilly’s eliminations were also disappointing but not shocking. Alex made progress over the past few weeks, but the kid is like a deer in headlights. With a little experience and confidence, he could be amazing. This just wasn’t the right time for him. I do wish he had stayed over Aaron or Tim though. His voice is much more interesting and effortless than theirs. While Lilly was never one of my favorites, I’m sure her elimination shocked many people. There’s no denying that she’s talented, certainly more talented than many of the contestants who made it to the top 12, but I guess she just didn’t connect with the audience. She was also fighting an uphill battle by not getting any exposure on the early episodes of the show. Double whammy.
So here we have it, the AI9 top 12: Didi, Crystal, Lacey, Lee, Andrew, Casey, Aaron, Michael, Siobhan, Paige, Katie, and Tim. Ten of those twelve will be going on tour. Yikes. I can think of 3 that I’d get rid of right now. In fact, why don’t we just cut it down to the top 6 and save ourselves the next month of torturous performances. Already the Rolling Stones theme for next week is a disaster waiting to happen. Get your earplugs ready, America.
- Angela Pasquinelli
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But first let’s start with the positives: the group performance of Michael Buble’s “Haven’t Met You Yet” at the beginning of the show was quite enjoyable, by far the best group song of the season. I’m going to try to find that mp3 online somewhere (the group performances aren’t available on iTunes). Another positive: Matt Giraud’s performance (was there someone else on stage?). “Tell Her About It” was one of my favorite parts of the AI8 tour last summer, and I loved seeing/hearing it one more time. It was only a matter of time before Matty G jumped off his piano bench! I could watch him play all day and night. Why on Earth doesn’t he have a record contract yet?! His duet with Anna Wilson “You Don’t Know Me” is beautiful. Check it out on iTunes ASAP.
As for this year’s contestants, I’m THRILLED that Didi, Casey, and Andrew made it to the top 12. I was worried for them over the past few weeks because of the judges’ inconsistent reviews, but I’ve been vocal about them being a few of my favorites and I’m very happy they’re sticking around.
However, I’m very disappointed in some of the other results. The first (and biggest IMO) shocker of the night was Katelyn’s elimination. I thought she was incredibly likable and talented, and despite a lackluster performance this week, I thought she’d be safe for sure. It’s a travesty that Paige made it and Katelyn didn’t. I’m sure I could hear my brother swearing from 300 miles away. Then Todrick was eliminated. He was one of my early favorites, had a few shaky weeks, but came back strong. He has a great voice and great stage presence. People must not have liked his personality because he certainly has the talent. He even nailed his sing off performance after he was eliminated! This won’t be the last we’ve seen of Todrick.
Alex and Lilly’s eliminations were also disappointing but not shocking. Alex made progress over the past few weeks, but the kid is like a deer in headlights. With a little experience and confidence, he could be amazing. This just wasn’t the right time for him. I do wish he had stayed over Aaron or Tim though. His voice is much more interesting and effortless than theirs. While Lilly was never one of my favorites, I’m sure her elimination shocked many people. There’s no denying that she’s talented, certainly more talented than many of the contestants who made it to the top 12, but I guess she just didn’t connect with the audience. She was also fighting an uphill battle by not getting any exposure on the early episodes of the show. Double whammy.
So here we have it, the AI9 top 12: Didi, Crystal, Lacey, Lee, Andrew, Casey, Aaron, Michael, Siobhan, Paige, Katie, and Tim. Ten of those twelve will be going on tour. Yikes. I can think of 3 that I’d get rid of right now. In fact, why don’t we just cut it down to the top 6 and save ourselves the next month of torturous performances. Already the Rolling Stones theme for next week is a disaster waiting to happen. Get your earplugs ready, America.
- Angela Pasquinelli
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what to watch tonight: Thursday the 11th.
TONIGHT'S PREMIERES:
VH1: Sober House with Dr. Drew at 10p
VH1: Sober House with Dr. Drew at 10p
Bravo: Real Housewives of Orange County: Reunion part 2 at 9p; Real Housewives of NYC at 10p; Watch What Happens Live at 12a
Lifetime: Project Runway at 10p
NBC: The Office at 9p; 30 Rock at 9:30p
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Guest Blogger: Angela on American Idol - top 8 guys
Will the guys step up and really fight to earn a spot in the top 12? Or will they underwhelm like many of the ladies did the night before? Here’s how I evaluated their performances:
Andrew – “Genie in a Bottle” – Brilliant! This was his best performance since “Straight Up” during Hollywood week. I think he messed up the first lines though. Isn’t it, “I feel like I’ve been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights”?
Casey – “Think of Me” – I definitely like stripped down, acoustic Casey better than rocker Casey. He has more control of his voice when he’s playing a slower song. I like his hair in a ponytail too; it looks more natural.
Todrick – “Somebody to Love” – Great song choice! The opening was too high for him, but I loved the rest.
Mike – “This Woman’s Work” – I’m not a Maxwell fan and don’t like the song at all, but Mike’s voice sounded good. He definitely showed a different side of himself.
Lee – “Fireflies” – The beginning was nasally, but once he got to the chorus and picked up the tempo it sounded okay. I like Lee’s rockier version better than the original.
Alex – “Trouble” – I really like the tone of his voice. This performance didn’t have any personality, but he sounded good.
Tim – “Halleluiah” – This song will always remind me of Jason Castro in season 7. Tim’s version paled by comparison.
Aaron – “I’m Already There” – The beginning was really rough. He didn’t find the melody until the chorus. The song is too big for him, and he was trying too hard.
While nothing moved me to tears (really Kara?), I think the guys definitely stepped up and put on a show. You could tell they were “in it to win it” as Randy says. I’m really not sure who will be going home.
Personally I think Aaron and Tim should go, but I suspect they get lots of teenage girls’ votes because of their “aw shucks” attitudes. Same with Alex. As much as I hate to say it, Casey might be in danger because of his understated performance. This is a tough call. As will the ladies the night before, it just might come down to who the audience likes more (or less) rather than overall talent or individual performances.
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Andrew – “Genie in a Bottle” – Brilliant! This was his best performance since “Straight Up” during Hollywood week. I think he messed up the first lines though. Isn’t it, “I feel like I’ve been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights”?
Casey – “Think of Me” – I definitely like stripped down, acoustic Casey better than rocker Casey. He has more control of his voice when he’s playing a slower song. I like his hair in a ponytail too; it looks more natural.
Todrick – “Somebody to Love” – Great song choice! The opening was too high for him, but I loved the rest.
Mike – “This Woman’s Work” – I’m not a Maxwell fan and don’t like the song at all, but Mike’s voice sounded good. He definitely showed a different side of himself.
Lee – “Fireflies” – The beginning was nasally, but once he got to the chorus and picked up the tempo it sounded okay. I like Lee’s rockier version better than the original.
Alex – “Trouble” – I really like the tone of his voice. This performance didn’t have any personality, but he sounded good.
Tim – “Halleluiah” – This song will always remind me of Jason Castro in season 7. Tim’s version paled by comparison.
Aaron – “I’m Already There” – The beginning was really rough. He didn’t find the melody until the chorus. The song is too big for him, and he was trying too hard.
While nothing moved me to tears (really Kara?), I think the guys definitely stepped up and put on a show. You could tell they were “in it to win it” as Randy says. I’m really not sure who will be going home.
Personally I think Aaron and Tim should go, but I suspect they get lots of teenage girls’ votes because of their “aw shucks” attitudes. Same with Alex. As much as I hate to say it, Casey might be in danger because of his understated performance. This is a tough call. As will the ladies the night before, it just might come down to who the audience likes more (or less) rather than overall talent or individual performances.
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what to watch tonight: Wednesday the 10th.
TONIGHT'S PREMIERES:
CW: America's Next Top Model at 8p; High Society at 9:30p
TV Land: First Love, Second Chance at 10p
TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Shear Genius at 10p
ABC: Modern Family at 9p; Ugly Betty at 10p
CW: America's Next Top Model at 8p; High Society at 9:30p
TV Land: First Love, Second Chance at 10p
TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Shear Genius at 10p
ABC: Modern Family at 9p; Ugly Betty at 10p
AND OF COURSE:
FOX: American Idol at 8p
FOX: American Idol at 8p
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Guest Blogger: Angela on American Idol - the top 8 girls
This is the ladies’ last chance to show what they’ve got and earn a spot in the top 12. Some definitely lived up to the challenge, but others struggled to make a lasting impression and one failed miserably. Here’s my ranking of the night’s performances:
- Crystal – “Give Me One Reason” – Another solid performance!
- Didi – “Rhiannon” – I love her voice. Period. In fact, I thought the back up singers (who only came in briefly) temporarily ruined the vibe.
- Siobhan – “House of the Rising Sun” – This is the best I’ve heard her sing. She didn’t shriek like last week and still showed off her range. It was bold to sing the first part a cappella, but she sounded great.
- Lacey – “The Story” – I liked this but didn’t love it. The song definitely suited her voice and in general I like Lacey, but I question her versatility. If she makes it to the theme weeks, she’s probably going to struggle.
- Lilly – “I Fall to Pieces” – Lilly isn’t really my cup of tea, but she sounds decent enough. I’m sure some people love her voice; I just prefer other contestants.
- Katelyn – “I Feel the Earth Move” – This was a nice performance, nothing amazing or memorable. Katelyn is cute, likable, and talented, so she should make it through to the top 12 despite a less than stellar performance.
- Katie – “Breakaway” – This is a good song choice for her, age-appropriate and contemporary. Unfortunately she didn’t sound that good. The high notes were sharp; the low notes were flat.
- Paige – “Smile” – She was off from the first note. This is a classic, simple song, but Paige couldn’t handle it. She sounded horrible.
- Angela Pasquinelli
Guest Bloggers: The Bachelor: Molly & Jason's Wedding Recap a la Brittany & Jenn
Welcome to the beautiful [but practically always deserted] Terranea Resort in Rancho Palos Verdes.
The 2-hour special begins with Molly and Jason discussing how they "really took [their] time to get to know one another" in the whole year that they were dating (including reality television and a 10 month long distance relationship). Molly says it was a really smooth transition, despite all the horrible things the media and everyone else in America was saying about them. Brittany and I fully understand at this point that the beginning part of this show is to win America over so that we'll laugh and cry and fall in love with their wedding.
Speaking of smooth transitions, Jason explains, "I haven't lived with a woman since I was married. I forgot how much stuff people have." and cut to Molly adding more clothes to an already sagging closet rack, Molly and Jason arranging throw pillows on the bed, and Molly proving she’s made strides in Jason’s life by adding a ladylike touch – flowers in a vase instead of a pitcher.
Meanwhile, Chris Harrison is narrating what bad weather it is and everyone in the background is tarping the furniture. Brittany and I wonder why they haven’t tented the area yet or why they aren’t moving the ceremony inside. But no, this wedding will happen come rain or shine, says Chris.
Molly gives a nice little speech about her man, Jason, and how amazing he is and everything horrible they’ve endured. We almost do give in to liking him again until minute 16 of the show when Jason sheds his first but by no means his last tears of the show.
Chris says we’re gonna catch up with other Bachelor couples thinking about taking a trip down the aisle:
Jake & Vienna – they’re happy and goofing around together. Jake says things couldn’t be better and that “right now we’re just having so much fun lovin’ on each other.” Vienna’s hair looks much better, by the way.
Jillian & Ed – say their relationship is very stable. Jillian moved to Chicago and they got a new place and have started planning a wedding but have not set a date, which I can imagine means that they tell everyone they’re getting married and look at wedding stuff, but with no real date set it seems a little far off that they’re actually planning. (or hey, maybe they just don’t want to broadcast it to America – I’ll give them that.)
Charlie & Sarah – this lovable couple is from season 7. We learn that after dating for 2 years, they broke up for a year and then got back together. Brittany and I like them a lot. She’s cute and Charlie O’Connell is so congenial. This was the best segment of the whole show (minus the whole wedding thing):
Charlie: “We’re looking at houses, uh, thinking about movin’ in together.”
Sarah: “I don’t want to live together though, until we’re married.”
Charlie: (nods) “So…we’re lookin’ at houses.”
Sarah: “So whenever I have a ring, we’ll buy one.”
Charlie & Sarah: (smile)
Brittany and I were cracking up. So funny.
Trista & Ryan – Trista recaps us on the fairytale that is their life. They’ve got two kids, Ryan is a dreamboat and Trista looked better blond, without the bangs.
So, with Jason & Molly included that’s 5 successful Bachelor couples – not a great ratio.
Next it’s on to wedding planning. Brittany and I were wondering if they were going to talk at all about the engagement. I had to Google that they got engaged in November. Anyway, the couple heads to Neil Lane to pick out wedding bands. Ugh, so jealous. We meet their wedding coordinator, Jo Gartin, who takes them cake tasting and lays out invitations already prepared for them so they know what they’ll look like and just have to point to their choice. You know, like most brides get to do it. Their event designer sets up a crazy elaborate room full of trees and fresh flowers and Brittany and I sincerely hope someone is having a dinner party in there later or else it’s a total waste. Next, the couple heads to Macy’s to register for gifts.
Jason scans Molly’s face and Molly says “are you registering for me?” to which he cutely replies “yes, I’ll take one please.”
For their final piece of wedding planning (I say this quite loosely because we all know they didn’t plan a gosh darn thing), Molly and her sister and mother head to Monique Lhuillier to try on wedding gowns.
Now it’s back to Chris Harrison who reminds us again that this wedding is going to happen “rain or shine” – it’s the 10th time we’ve heard it and we’re going to stop keeping track. Really, where’s the tent at this point??
Moving on now to Vegas, where Molly & Jason are holding their bachelor and bachelorette parties on the same weekend. “This is actually a great break from all the wedding planning.” REALLY?? The whole two weeks of pointing to things you like that ABC has already agreed to pay for is really stressing you out, huh? Molly is not so sexy trying to learn how to strut her stuff seductively. Not attractive. Brittany and I are laughing out loud when in another suite in Vegas, one of Jason’s friends toasts to the groom: “Of all the women Jason has proposed to, I think Molly’s the best.” And hey, nice jacket, buddy. We don’t know which club the girls were at but Molly says it was “the best club in all of Vegas,” followed quickly by Jason boasting that they’re at The Bank, “the best club in Vegas.” You’re both special. Before commercial Molly and Jason meet in front of the Bellagio water show and dance. Awww..
And we’re back from commercial and it’s all falling trees and trellises but Chris is there to reassure us yet again that this wedding is on “rain or shine” in case you were beginning to doubt it. Then Chris Harrison’s umbrella gets sucked inside out by the wind and we laugh.
Next, Macy’s threw in a super cheesy, horrible and inauthentic plug for their new outfit putter together program. AWFUL! Plus, that outfit was not cute either.
At the rehearsal dinner Jason’s stepdad reminds the couple that without rain, there’s no rainbows. We think that’s sweet whilst we wonder who the friend/bridesmaid is that decided to show up in white. Seriously, how do people not get that? Molly’s hair looks grungy at the rehearsal like she went for messy cute and didn’t have time for cute. Jason seems like quite the attention whore because he keeps saying “I can’t wait for our day…I want to be standing up in front of everyone…with all eyes on us…” We get it. You’re getting married on TV. You like attention.
Back at the ceremony site, it’s now pouring. Wedding Planner = PISSED! Ken Paves and Mally Roncal, celebrity hair & makeup are there to do up Molly for her big day. Meanwhile Jason is talking to his dad about Ty, telling us that he and Ty’s mom have agreed not to show Ty on camera anymore. Then, somewhere else in the hotel the girls learn that the whole bridal party is getting an all-inclusive 7 day Caribbean vacation. Like they need more free stuff – seriously!?? Then, my heart stopped because I saw Molly’s most brilliant Manolo Blahnik shoes that are so to-die-for with cute little feather accents wrapped around the heel. I love them. Then all the bridesmaids get pairs too. I want to be her friend at this moment.
Molly gets her bouquet with a blue note from Jason and says “oh, that’s sweet” and comparatively when Jason receives the (truth be told not that great) note from Molly with his boutonniere, he’s all choked up and out come the tears again.
And the guests are now arriving. Trista & Ryan come say hello – her dress is stunning, her bangs are not. Paparazzo gets in trouble with security. Deanna is there with Michael’s (Breakdancer from Jillian’s season) twin brother, Stephen, her boyfriend whom she’s been dating for 6 months. Chris asks them about 5 times if they’re engaged. NO. Jillian and Ed look lovely and I want her dress! Some Stephanie chick is there too and I don’t remember her but Brittany catalogs every clip she’s ever appeared in – apparently she’s the Southern Belle with a kid and Jason flew her son up for their date similar to Jake with other Southern Belle Ella – anyway, she’s a hot mess. Long story short – I guess you can’t decide your guest list when ABC pays the bill.
And now… “one of the most anticipated weddings of all time” [according to Chris].
-Bridesmaids win points for walking quickly down the aisle but they should’ve asked for more hairspray.
-Jason Castro sings Over the Rainbow.
-Jason’s a mess already.
-Rainbow shines over the ocean. Not sure who ABC paid to make that happen.
-Molly’s dress is GORGEOUS! She looks very regal.
-Wow, that’s some serious wind. SERIOUS.
-Her celebrity hair stylist is pretty much rendered useless at this point.
-When the officiant says the “does anyone object” part people are seriously looking around waiting for Melissa to come popping out of somewhere. There was a lot of suspicious eye scanning going on.
-Kiptyn is pretty but dateless
-Doves released by moms
-Cut to Commercial – NO JOKE!
-Molly begins to say her vows to Jason and it starts to pour. Hurry up.
-Jason is happy the rain masks his tears.
-Jason’s hands are in his pockets and Molly clings to that bouquet. No hand holding is really bothering us.
-Couldn’t the officiant hold up an umbrella over them? Or how about giving the bridal party umbrellas to hold over themselves and the bride & groom? Isn’t this what wedding planners are for? Geesh.
-And, they’re married.
-Jason high fives people down the aisle. Super classy, there bud.
Reception is insanely gorgeous and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Gavin DeGraw came to play the piano and sing “Follow Through” for their first dance. It’s not quite a wedding song, but it sure is pretty.
The end.
What did you think?
Next week I’ll be back! 20/20 special -- Inside the Bachelor: Stories Behind the Rose
The 2-hour special begins with Molly and Jason discussing how they "really took [their] time to get to know one another" in the whole year that they were dating (including reality television and a 10 month long distance relationship). Molly says it was a really smooth transition, despite all the horrible things the media and everyone else in America was saying about them. Brittany and I fully understand at this point that the beginning part of this show is to win America over so that we'll laugh and cry and fall in love with their wedding.
Speaking of smooth transitions, Jason explains, "I haven't lived with a woman since I was married. I forgot how much stuff people have." and cut to Molly adding more clothes to an already sagging closet rack, Molly and Jason arranging throw pillows on the bed, and Molly proving she’s made strides in Jason’s life by adding a ladylike touch – flowers in a vase instead of a pitcher.
Meanwhile, Chris Harrison is narrating what bad weather it is and everyone in the background is tarping the furniture. Brittany and I wonder why they haven’t tented the area yet or why they aren’t moving the ceremony inside. But no, this wedding will happen come rain or shine, says Chris.
Molly gives a nice little speech about her man, Jason, and how amazing he is and everything horrible they’ve endured. We almost do give in to liking him again until minute 16 of the show when Jason sheds his first but by no means his last tears of the show.
Chris says we’re gonna catch up with other Bachelor couples thinking about taking a trip down the aisle:
Jake & Vienna – they’re happy and goofing around together. Jake says things couldn’t be better and that “right now we’re just having so much fun lovin’ on each other.” Vienna’s hair looks much better, by the way.
Jillian & Ed – say their relationship is very stable. Jillian moved to Chicago and they got a new place and have started planning a wedding but have not set a date, which I can imagine means that they tell everyone they’re getting married and look at wedding stuff, but with no real date set it seems a little far off that they’re actually planning. (or hey, maybe they just don’t want to broadcast it to America – I’ll give them that.)
Charlie & Sarah – this lovable couple is from season 7. We learn that after dating for 2 years, they broke up for a year and then got back together. Brittany and I like them a lot. She’s cute and Charlie O’Connell is so congenial. This was the best segment of the whole show (minus the whole wedding thing):
Charlie: “We’re looking at houses, uh, thinking about movin’ in together.”
Sarah: “I don’t want to live together though, until we’re married.”
Charlie: (nods) “So…we’re lookin’ at houses.”
Sarah: “So whenever I have a ring, we’ll buy one.”
Charlie & Sarah: (smile)
Brittany and I were cracking up. So funny.
Trista & Ryan – Trista recaps us on the fairytale that is their life. They’ve got two kids, Ryan is a dreamboat and Trista looked better blond, without the bangs.
So, with Jason & Molly included that’s 5 successful Bachelor couples – not a great ratio.
Next it’s on to wedding planning. Brittany and I were wondering if they were going to talk at all about the engagement. I had to Google that they got engaged in November. Anyway, the couple heads to Neil Lane to pick out wedding bands. Ugh, so jealous. We meet their wedding coordinator, Jo Gartin, who takes them cake tasting and lays out invitations already prepared for them so they know what they’ll look like and just have to point to their choice. You know, like most brides get to do it. Their event designer sets up a crazy elaborate room full of trees and fresh flowers and Brittany and I sincerely hope someone is having a dinner party in there later or else it’s a total waste. Next, the couple heads to Macy’s to register for gifts.
Jason scans Molly’s face and Molly says “are you registering for me?” to which he cutely replies “yes, I’ll take one please.”
For their final piece of wedding planning (I say this quite loosely because we all know they didn’t plan a gosh darn thing), Molly and her sister and mother head to Monique Lhuillier to try on wedding gowns.
Now it’s back to Chris Harrison who reminds us again that this wedding is going to happen “rain or shine” – it’s the 10th time we’ve heard it and we’re going to stop keeping track. Really, where’s the tent at this point??
Moving on now to Vegas, where Molly & Jason are holding their bachelor and bachelorette parties on the same weekend. “This is actually a great break from all the wedding planning.” REALLY?? The whole two weeks of pointing to things you like that ABC has already agreed to pay for is really stressing you out, huh? Molly is not so sexy trying to learn how to strut her stuff seductively. Not attractive. Brittany and I are laughing out loud when in another suite in Vegas, one of Jason’s friends toasts to the groom: “Of all the women Jason has proposed to, I think Molly’s the best.” And hey, nice jacket, buddy. We don’t know which club the girls were at but Molly says it was “the best club in all of Vegas,” followed quickly by Jason boasting that they’re at The Bank, “the best club in Vegas.” You’re both special. Before commercial Molly and Jason meet in front of the Bellagio water show and dance. Awww..
And we’re back from commercial and it’s all falling trees and trellises but Chris is there to reassure us yet again that this wedding is on “rain or shine” in case you were beginning to doubt it. Then Chris Harrison’s umbrella gets sucked inside out by the wind and we laugh.
Next, Macy’s threw in a super cheesy, horrible and inauthentic plug for their new outfit putter together program. AWFUL! Plus, that outfit was not cute either.
At the rehearsal dinner Jason’s stepdad reminds the couple that without rain, there’s no rainbows. We think that’s sweet whilst we wonder who the friend/bridesmaid is that decided to show up in white. Seriously, how do people not get that? Molly’s hair looks grungy at the rehearsal like she went for messy cute and didn’t have time for cute. Jason seems like quite the attention whore because he keeps saying “I can’t wait for our day…I want to be standing up in front of everyone…with all eyes on us…” We get it. You’re getting married on TV. You like attention.
Back at the ceremony site, it’s now pouring. Wedding Planner = PISSED! Ken Paves and Mally Roncal, celebrity hair & makeup are there to do up Molly for her big day. Meanwhile Jason is talking to his dad about Ty, telling us that he and Ty’s mom have agreed not to show Ty on camera anymore. Then, somewhere else in the hotel the girls learn that the whole bridal party is getting an all-inclusive 7 day Caribbean vacation. Like they need more free stuff – seriously!?? Then, my heart stopped because I saw Molly’s most brilliant Manolo Blahnik shoes that are so to-die-for with cute little feather accents wrapped around the heel. I love them. Then all the bridesmaids get pairs too. I want to be her friend at this moment.
Molly gets her bouquet with a blue note from Jason and says “oh, that’s sweet” and comparatively when Jason receives the (truth be told not that great) note from Molly with his boutonniere, he’s all choked up and out come the tears again.
And the guests are now arriving. Trista & Ryan come say hello – her dress is stunning, her bangs are not. Paparazzo gets in trouble with security. Deanna is there with Michael’s (Breakdancer from Jillian’s season) twin brother, Stephen, her boyfriend whom she’s been dating for 6 months. Chris asks them about 5 times if they’re engaged. NO. Jillian and Ed look lovely and I want her dress! Some Stephanie chick is there too and I don’t remember her but Brittany catalogs every clip she’s ever appeared in – apparently she’s the Southern Belle with a kid and Jason flew her son up for their date similar to Jake with other Southern Belle Ella – anyway, she’s a hot mess. Long story short – I guess you can’t decide your guest list when ABC pays the bill.
And now… “one of the most anticipated weddings of all time” [according to Chris].
-Bridesmaids win points for walking quickly down the aisle but they should’ve asked for more hairspray.
-Jason Castro sings Over the Rainbow.
-Jason’s a mess already.
-Rainbow shines over the ocean. Not sure who ABC paid to make that happen.
-Molly’s dress is GORGEOUS! She looks very regal.
-Wow, that’s some serious wind. SERIOUS.
-Her celebrity hair stylist is pretty much rendered useless at this point.
-When the officiant says the “does anyone object” part people are seriously looking around waiting for Melissa to come popping out of somewhere. There was a lot of suspicious eye scanning going on.
-Kiptyn is pretty but dateless
-Doves released by moms
-Cut to Commercial – NO JOKE!
-Molly begins to say her vows to Jason and it starts to pour. Hurry up.
-Jason is happy the rain masks his tears.
-Jason’s hands are in his pockets and Molly clings to that bouquet. No hand holding is really bothering us.
-Couldn’t the officiant hold up an umbrella over them? Or how about giving the bridal party umbrellas to hold over themselves and the bride & groom? Isn’t this what wedding planners are for? Geesh.
-And, they’re married.
-Jason high fives people down the aisle. Super classy, there bud.
Reception is insanely gorgeous and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Gavin DeGraw came to play the piano and sing “Follow Through” for their first dance. It’s not quite a wedding song, but it sure is pretty.
The end.
What did you think?
Next week I’ll be back! 20/20 special -- Inside the Bachelor: Stories Behind the Rose
what to watch tonight: Tuesday the 9th.
TONIGHT'S PREMIERES:
Travel: Food Wars at 10p
TiVo SEASON PASS:
CW: 90210 at 8p
Bravo: Millionaire Matchmaker at 10p
NBC: Parenthood at 10p
Oxygen: Bad Girls Club at 10p [SEASON FINALE]
AND I DON'T WATCH THESE, BUT YOU MIGHT:
FOX: American Idol at 8p
ABC: Lost at 9p
Travel: Food Wars at 10p
TiVo SEASON PASS:
CW: 90210 at 8p
Bravo: Millionaire Matchmaker at 10p
NBC: Parenthood at 10p
Oxygen: Bad Girls Club at 10p [SEASON FINALE]
AND I DON'T WATCH THESE, BUT YOU MIGHT:
FOX: American Idol at 8p
ABC: Lost at 9p
last night: Gossip Girl
I'm so happy to have Gossip Girl back in my life... even though...
* Serena is never going to change. She is inevitably going to have issues with every guy she dates. She can't quit the games. She can't quit the lazy mumble talk. Ugh. Thank goodness for make-out scenes.
* Little J can't seem to put her street smarts towards anything positive. I miss the good ol' days when she used to make dresses in Brooklyn.
* Serena must have learned her relationship skills from her mother. I have no idea why Rufus and Lily are fighting. Can someone please explain this to me? What am I forgetting?
* Chuck doesn't tell Blair he loves her enough. He should. I adore when he embraces his soft side (and her silly, sexy costumes.)
I hope at least one of these situations develops in my favor. Just one. Please GG writers, please! Also, I wouldn't be opposed to a new character joining the cast. Everyone dating in each other's ex is such a tired idea.
'til next Monday...
xoxo.
Monday, March 8, 2010
what to watch tonight: Monday the 8th.
TiVo SEASON PASS:
ABC: The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's wedding at 8p
CW: Life Unexpected at 8p; Gossip Girl at 9p
Bravo: Kell on Earth at 10p
ABC: The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's wedding at 8p
CW: Life Unexpected at 8p; Gossip Girl at 9p
Bravo: Kell on Earth at 10p
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