What's on tonight: Thursday the 17th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
FOX: Bones at 8p; Fringe at 9p
CBS: Survivor: Samoa at 8p
NBC: SNL Weekend Update Thursday at 8p; Parks & Recreation at 8:30p; The Office at 9p; Community at 9:30p
FX: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10p; Archer (sneak preview) at 10:30p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Real Housewives of Atlanta at 10p; Watch What Happens Live at 12a

What's on tonight: Wednesday the 16th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
CW: The Beautiful Life at 9p

SEASON FINALES:
NBC: America's Got Talent at 8p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
CW: America's Next Top Model at 8p
Bravo: Top Chef Las Vegas at 10p

What's on tonight: Tuesday the 15th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
NBC: The Biggest Loser at 8p

SEASON FINALES:
FOX: More to Love at 8p
CBS: Big Brother at 9p
A&E: The Cleaner at 10p
OXYGEN: Addicted to Beauty at 10p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
CW: 90210 at 8p
Bravo: Flipping Out at 10p

Tonight: Gossip Girl

I've realized that I really only watch Gossip Girl for Chuck + Blair.

Screaming at the Abercrombie model, then smiling at Chuck and giving into his raised eyebrow hello. Why is it so good??

I suppose it's because Chuck Bass doesn't do girlfriends.

They taunted us for so long... And finally, yes finally, he's let Blair in.

I love them separately. I love them together.

They are why I love this show.

As for the rest of the cast... I'm so sick of Serena and her secrets. And Nate and his family problems. But I guess those are just stories I don't connect with.

I want to know what long-lost son, Scott, has up his sleeve right now. I don't know why GG insists on casting these not-so-lovable guys in these special guest - only on for a few weeks - sort of roles. Carter fits. I can accept him permanently on the show. But Scott... he's just like that annoying artist guy from last season. Obviously wrong from the start, I can't even try to get into it. Same goes with Ms. Ex-Privileged. Too soon, and not enough of a character change. Decently-dressed girl with problems: go away.

I guess I'm up for more Serena secrets over that girl. Except, not if it's the money-wasting kind. Paparazzi pay-offs? Lame.

What's on tonight: Monday the 14th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
The CW: One Tree Hill at 8p; Gossip Girl at 9p
NBC: The Jay Leno Show at 10p
VH1: Eddie Griffin: Going for Broke at 10p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Inside the Actors Studio: Family Guy at 8p; The Rachel Zoe Project at 10p

Tonight: The VMA's

I didn't even know the VMA's were tonight, but I heard about it on the tweets, so I was able to tune in. Luckily.

Here's what I've got to say:

Story time with Madonna: Too rushed. Write a book. Seriously. I'll read that.

Tribute to MJ: Thriller dance was expected. Janet gave me the chills / almost tears.

Taylor Swift moment: Mind blowing. Kanye sucks. Poor Taylor. Such a sweet, unexpected moment for her.. completely ruined. But totally turned around with her top notch performance and ladies in red moment with Beyonce.

Lady GaGa: Not that into her, but the set for her performance was awesome. Can someone please explain the costumes throughout to me? What am I missing?

On-Air nerd comment: VMA packaging overall was pretty cool. I liked the tiny fonts and super tiny / scratch art-ish graphics. Not too over-powering like a lot of MTV's stuff usually is.

That's all I got. I don't tune in to MTV all that much. Only thing that caught my eye during the show was, of course, the promo for The Hills. Will watch that... I can almost guarantee.