Curiosity struck me yesterday after hearing that the
Bad Girls Club premiere on Tuesday was the
show's highest rated premiere ever. (And by rated, I mean,
Nielson ratings. Lots of viewers, and yet, not me! Insert curiosity strike here.) Honestly, I didn't even know much about the show prior to watching. My assumption: a show about girls. bad ones. the club part just being a nice little title addition. My assumptions were pretty much correct. It's a Real World-
esque setting. Seven girls picked to live in a house. All with self-proclaimed [generally] socially unacceptable bad habits... And very loud voices.... And a major bone to pick with almost anyone... [Bad Girls Club airs on
Bravo's sister network, Oxygen, which is also the home of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.] After spending my very first hour with the
BGC I got to wondering: what would make a girl sign up for a show like Bad Girls Club? Well.. Here's the checklist I've created based on viewing just one episode. Ladies - please refer to this list when Oxygen starts casting for the next season. Then you, too, can accomplish all of your cat-fighting dreams.
You know you're a BAD GIRL when...- You meet a girl and automatically size her up: "Oh, I could take her."
- You've "never NOT cheated on a boyfriend."
- Your response to a girl wanting to learn to use a stripper pole is: "You don't know how to do it already??"
- Your RSVP sounds something like, "Bitch, ya, I'm comin' to the club."
- You lack in the problem resolution department: "She does not want me to hit her. I will KO her."
Seriously, this show makes the Top Model house look
oh so cuddly. I'm just glad I don't have to be in the same room as them to watch.
