What's on this weekend?

SEASON PREMIERES:
ABC: Ugly Betty at 8p on Friday
Discovery Channel: Lobsterman at 10p on Friday; Storm Chasers at 10p on Sunday
IFC: Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut) at 9p on Sunday

SEASON FINALES:
USA: Psych at 10p on Friday

TiVo SEASON PASS:
AMC: Mad Men at 10p

Tonight: 30 Rock

I was so very excited for 30 Rock to be back, but I have to say, I've had better. I've been defending 30 Rock to my office mate at work, but this episode was not so impressive, and not so helpful to my case. It really is a funny show. I swear. Just not this week. Ha. Regardless, here are my laugh out loud moments from the season premiere:

"Welcome to season 4..." Jack Donaghy says at the opening, quickly explaining that Season 4 is the name of a new hip restaurant. I did laugh. But then I felt lame.

The conflict of the episode is Liz's search for a new cast memeber for TGS. It is previously explained that Tracy is out of touch with his roots. In discussion to this idea, Jack explains, "Those 2 don't test well," referring to both Tracy and Jenna. Liz: "Ah, he's burning money again." Shot of Tracy burning money on the street. I laughed.

I found the whole Liz and Pete sneaking around to comedy shows really funny. Just because they had said that they were both really great liars, and then they proceed to be completely awkward and obvious the rest of the episode. When Pete's wife comes in mid-"confession" to their love making, her acceptance to Liz was smile-worthy, but not hilarious. Hm.

And I must not forget mentioning Kenneth. He stages a page strike and gets nothing out of it. Silly. But I did love when he said that he learned that a bonus is something extra from watching game shows. Oh, Kenneth.

I think this week's episode was similar to the pilot of the show 4 years ago, kind of crazy, but kind of underwhelming. Here's to next week, Tina!

Last Night: Glee

Glee is a good time for many reasons, but last night it was because of a slow motion, wind blowing through their hair, song and dance moment in the hallway of the high school.

Gets ya every time.

Semi-spoiler: Gossip Girl

I was just flipping through this week's Entertainment Weekly, and saw [this article.] A threesome on Gossip Girl!? Juicy. Who will it be??

Chuck/Blair/Nate: I really don't think so. Blair would never go for that.

Chuck/Blair/Josh: Doubtful. But very scandalous. Hm.

Chuck/Blair/Dorota: That's just silly.

Nate/Bree/Carter: Carter wouldn't. The other 2 however...

Serena/Carter/Georgina: Almost too simple to imagine.

Serena/Dan/Blair: No. No. No. No. No.

Vanessa/Dan/Olivia: I don't see Vanessa and Dan's sexual tension finally being confronted with another person there. Do you??

Georgina/Dan/Olivia: Is Olivia that kinky? Maybe.

Rufus/Lily/Mr. Van der Woodsen: Ah.... No!

What's on tonight: Thursday the 15th.

SEASON PREMIERE:
NBC: 30 Rock at 9:30p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Real Housewives of Atlanta at 10p; Watch What Happens Live at 12a
NBC: Community at 8p; Parks and Recreation at 8:30p; The Office at 9p; 30 Rock at 9:30p

READER PICK:
ABC: FlashForward at 8p; Grey's Anatomy at 9p; Private Practice at 10p
CBS: Survivor: Samoa at 8p, CSI at 9p; The Mentalist at 10p
CW: Vampire Diaries at 8p; Supernatural at 9p
FOX: Bones at 9p; Fringe at 9p

What's on tonight: Wednesday the 14th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
BBC America: Mary Queen of Shops at 9p

FX: Nip/Tuck at 10p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Top Chef Las Vegas at 10p
CW: America's Next Top Model 8p

READER PICK:
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance at 8p; Glee at 9p
ABC: Hank at 8p; The Middle at 8:30p; Modern Family at 9p; Cougar Town at 9:30p; Eastwick at 10p

Too much drama: Too many shows!

I'm soo very behind on my shows!! I attempted to catch up tonight with 90210, back to back Hills, and a double feature of the City. What a blur of twists and turns. Too many jerks. Too many Catfights. Hmm.. if Kristin Cavallari went to West Bev, do you think she'd be friends with Silver, Annie, or Adrianna? Well she'd definitely be all over Teddy, so Adrianna would hate her just as much as Audrina.

But if that were true then Adrianna and Navid could still be together. What a dummy for dumping Navid. Stupid high school girl. I know I've said this so many times already, but 90210 is really good this season. Silver has drama with her mom and sister. Annie's gone bad and is dating the outcast. Pretty cutting edge of her. A year ago, I never would have predicted that one. I missed something with Dixon and his girl. Can someone clue me in? Naomi's drama has taken a backseat to her sister's. Just waiting for her to explode. She's lonely. It's obvious. Who is going to give her something to distract her from the money woes? And wait, where's Ethan??

Maybe he got lost in L.A. and ended up cleaning Speidi's pool. (Seriously, where did he go??) Speaking of Heidi and Spencer, does anyone else love Heidi this season? She's actually standing up to Spencer in a tough wifey sort of way. So much better than when she moped around and let him control her. This is just great. Now Audrina is all mopey though.. even through her constant smile. Cheer up Audrina. You're a cute girl. You can do better.

There isn't much to say about The City, except that Roxy is trouble and Whitney will learn. Oh - that and Olivia is the best character MTV has ever found. Love that snotty girl.

What's on tonight: Tuesday the 13th.

SEASON FINALE:
FOX: Hell's Kitchen at 8p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Flipping Out at 10p
CW: 90210 at 8p; Melrose Place at 9p
MTV: The Hills at 10p; The City at 10:30p

READER PICK:
NBC: The Biggest Loser at 8p
ABC: Dancing with the Stars at 9p

What's on tonight: Monday the 12th.

SEASON PREMIERES:
TLC: Little People, Big World at 8p
MTV: Gone Too Far at 10p
Bravo:Million Dollar Listing at 11p

TiVo SEASON PASS:
Bravo: Rachel Zoe Project at 10p
CW: Gossip Girl at 9p

Tonight: Mad Men "Wee Small Hours"

Mad Men is definitely the highlight of my week these days. This week opens with that f'n couch. God, I love that couch. Or at least, what it symbolizes. Betty's point of view. Betty's desires and rebellion. We begin in her fantasy. Scandal from the start.

Don can't sleep so he leaves for work early and of course he conveniently sees the school teacher he previously flirted with running down the street. She couldn't look more provocative.

I'm instantly uncomfortable. A) She's totally asking for it. B) Don and Betty are both eyeing others this week. Except Betty doesn't act upon her desires (as much) as Don does.

The episode ends and I hate Don Draper. Betty didn't cheat. If only she knew!